There’s an app you can download for $1.99 called ipoo. It’ll connect you to other poopers while they’re pooping. You can even check out a map – a map! – of all the other people in the world who are pooping the same time as you! (How romantic). If this app is something you’re interested in, you may also be interested in another app called I Have Poop For Brains which isn’t an actual application but I needed to end this somehow, ya’know?
